This article about the escaped cows says that one of them had to be shot when it charged the police. This made me sad at first. Then I realized that the cows were literally on their way to the slaughterhouse when it happened. So I say we should feel happy for that cow – it died a more glorious death than most cows can even dream of. Assuming that cows have access to HotNewz, I bet this cow will be a legend to future generations. “Hey, did you ever hear about that cow that made a break for it in Toronto? They say it took 12 cops to bring him down.”