Today on Hotnewz, we ask the classic question, “If you could have dinner with anyone, who would it be?”

For me, I’d have to know, is this person going to be COOKING the dinner? Because I’d love to eat a private meal by Morimoto, my favorite Iron Chef. I could surprise him with a secret ingredient (goat cheese) and watch him cook me a five course masterpiece. Then I’d eat it with him, and we’d talk about how awesome it is. I’m not even kidding.

Wait, maybe Mario Batalli.

I know I’m missing the point of the question. I’m supposed to pick someone that I want to talk to, or perhaps hit on. But honestly, I just want a fancy steak.

(Full disclosure: I’m writing this right before lunch.)