Michael Moloney shames me. I am too busy/uncreative/indecisive to make even a mild effort to decorate. The walls of my cubicle currently have a calendar showing the wrong month, a digital photo frame I never turn on… and that’s it.

But this Michael Moloney guy (who you might recognize from Extreme Makeover: Home Edition) is a magician. Actually, magicians are not normally known for their sense of style, so forget that. What I’m trying to say is, his dorm room designs look cooler than any real dorm room I’ve ever seen. Do you think he does cubicles?

PS: I’m slightly disappointed there is no rug in “The Dude Room,” because I wanted to make a Big Lebowski “that rug really tied the room together” joke.